hands to yourself! (How to get a girl with a Tumblr to sleep with you)

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Notes How to get a girl with a Tumblr to sleep with you
sweatshorts:
1. Tell her you loved Inception.
2. Tell her you love cats.
Fuck I need to see inception.

switterbeet reblogged this from sweatshorts and added:

Not. (Inception was not impressive.) ((I’m a dog person.)) -_-
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royalady said: Omg. Is this a true story? Who was it??? Share the gossip!
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babs-the-red reblogged this from sweatshorts and added:

Yea that sounds ‘bout right. I’d do it.
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kristensdaily reblogged this from laurenliveshealthy and added:

I’ve never seen Inception, and ave no intention to. I am also REALLY allergic to cats, and generally don’t like them....
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kaytee said: I haven’t even seen Inception and I don’t particularly care for cats.
laurenliveshealthy reblogged this from datebynumbers and added:

hahaha. Tom Hardy…..true words. Inception, YES, cats..maybe not so much.
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singledoutinchicago said: HAHAHAHAHA. Love it. Mine would be dogs instead.
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fridaynight-res-at-dorsia reblogged this from datebynumbers and added:

I’m ready to lose followers with this post. Inception blew. And not in the good way. And I can’t stand cats. Kittens are...
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handstoyourself reblogged this from sweatshorts and added:

Fuck I need to see inception.
datebynumbers reblogged this from sweatshorts and added:

It’s really just #2 for me. But if...want me to close my eyes and pretend you’re Tom...
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