hands to yourself! (My Life in Short Pants: People really do this?)

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The other day I stopped flipping channels on an episode of True Life about young newlyweds. One of the two couples featured had not only not slept with each other before their wedding, but had NEVER KISSED. Not only never kissed each other, but NEVER KISSED ANYONE. (Shocker, they’re southern.)

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Odds on mom reading the whole thing? 1000000 to 1.