Nov 23 2009
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Nov 18 2009
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SexyShirtGirls.com
A spank bank of funny t-shirts models.
aka a gallery of the girl from high school my brother should have married…
Nov 12 2009
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So many wonderful, puzzling things about this video.
- Who cares about Carrie Prejean? I still don’t know how to pronounce her last name.
- Of course her hero is Sarah Palin. It will never cease to amaze me that adults who are capable of feeding themselves think that she would make a “great president”.
- I love her utter refusal to answer a completely innocuous question about why she settled, and her lack of understanding of the definition of the word “inappropriate”.
- The caller, a “gay man” who “loves pageants”. Excellent. Wish I could have heard her stumble through an answer to his question.
- And by far the best part: she takes out her earpiece and removes her mic, so she can’t hear Larry, and Larry can’t hear her, but continues to sit there and talk to him. If you’re going to leave, then leave! Don’t just awkwardly sit there on camera and say you’re going to leave. Empty threats Carrie, empty threats.
Stupifyingly stunning.
Nov 10 2009
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Bill Simmons, Establishment
Excellent Deadspin post by Will Leitch that perfectly sums up the impact Bill Simmons made on sports writing both online and in more “traditional” media outlets. I started reading Bill Simmons in 2003, when he was already enjoying a fair amount of success and was being heavily promoted by ESPN.com, and it was a huge revelation to me at the time that a sports writer could be funny, engaging, and perfectly accessible to a less-than-rabid sports fan like myself. His articles, when supplemented by ample googling on my part to pick up the more obscure references, actually had the effect of making me more excited about watching sports, if only to try and enjoy the games on the level to which he’d describe in his columns. I’m happy to see him succeed, and it’s proof that no matter the subject of interest, talent in writing will eventually bubble up to the top.
This is true. As a reader since only 2005, I enjoy and appreciate his rise to success. Among those regular-joes that had genuine skill, worked really hard, finally got their deserved success, and deal with quite a lot of backlash now (notably Kevin Smith), they are still incredibly appreciative of their fame, fortune, and the support of fans that got them there (as evidenced here). Having met both Smith and Simmons in person, after consuming everything they put out for years and years, both lived up to my high expectations and came accross as very nice guys at their core. They put up with a lot of shit.
Not to mention, he’s a successful HC grad who’s not an asshole. Which is always nice to see…
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1) make a fist with your left hand, with your left thumb inside, 2) squeeze your thumb as hard as you can, 3) put your right index finger down your throat. your gag reflex is gone.
grby:
maiawithoutsound:::(via echeverria)
the comments on this are priceless.
you know you tried this once you read it
Holy shit. We need to sell this secret.
Wait, this actually works? I think I have a new sign to hang in my bedroom…
Oct 29 2009
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First Deal or No Deal Million Dollar Winner.
Look at Howie Mandel freak out with his hands at about :21 after touching her belly with her hand on his hand. Major germaphobe.
Oct 28 2009
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Is this what happens when no one writes on your wall? Facebook asks you to do it to “make facebook better” for that person? Poor Justin…
Oct 20 2009
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I understand the celebratory ass-slap (and have participated in more than a few), but just grabbing two handfuls of ass? That’s new.
A-Rod is just having a gay ol’ time!
Oct 19 2009
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Should I be nervous that this sponsored advertising keeps showing up on my gmail page?
Oct 14 2009
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923099
There is no way that there is only alcohol in this guy’s system.
